Separated at Birth(s): Vomiting Phillies Fan
So in case you havenโt heard the news, one of the top stories in the seedy underworld of sports from this past week was the tale of a drunken Phillies fan being arrested after intentionally vomiting on an 11-year old girl and her father who were seated in front of him.ย
When the belligerent slobโs mug shot made it onto the web, it immediately became easy fodder for bloggers.ย One look at it at youโll see whyโฆ
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The black eye was courtesy of some fellow Phillies fansย who took things into their own hands afterย this monkey threw a punch at the girlโs father (an off-duty police captain). The result was a mug shot thatย looked like head shots of two different peopleย had beenย cutout andย placed next to each other.ย Several separated at birth possibilities resulted.ย ###MORE###
Right Side
The black eye side brought with it multipleย comparisonsย including the kid from Two and a Half Men after a night out partying with co-star Charlie Sheen and Chastity Bono pre-operation, but more than anything it made us think of one thing โ Natalie from Facts of Life having gone heavy on the eye shadowโฆ
Left Side
Lets just say that the folks in Bristol might want to check to see where former Phillie John Kruk was that night.ย Lose a little of the fake tan and youโve got a dead ringerโฆ
There is really only one separated at birth comparison that truly fits with the full photo.ย Who knew Slothโs younger brother would become a huge Phillies fan?
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