Separated at Birth(s): Vomiting Phillies Fan

So in case you haven’t heard the news, one of the top stories in the seedy underworld of sports from this past week was the tale of a drunken Phillies fan being arrested after intentionally vomiting on an 11-year old girl and her father who were seated in front of him. 

Yes, you read that correctly. 

When the belligerent slob’s mug shot made it onto the web, it immediately became easy fodder for bloggers.  One look at it at you’ll see why…

The black eye was courtesy of some fellow Phillies fans who took things into their own hands after this monkey threw a punch at the girl’s father (an off-duty police captain). The result was a mug shot that looked like head shots of two different people had been cutout and placed next to each other.  Several separated at birth possibilities resulted.  ###MORE###

Right Side
The black eye side brought with it multiple comparisons including the kid from Two and a Half Men after a night out partying with co-star Charlie Sheen and Chastity Bono pre-operation, but more than anything it made us think of one thing – Natalie from Facts of Life having gone heavy on the eye shadow…

Left Side
Lets just say that the folks in Bristol might want to check to see where former Phillie John Kruk was that night.  Lose a little of the fake tan and you’ve got a dead ringer…

There is really only one separated at birth comparison that truly fits with the full photo.  Who knew Sloth’s younger brother would become a huge Phillies fan?

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