Sasha Vujacic stumbles down the Communications Gap

So, you are no doubt holding your collective breaths wondering whatever happened to Sasha Vujacic’s free agency. Why haven’t the Lakers heard of any offers from across the league for this three-point wonderkind and his magical hairnet?

The answer is quite simple. Vujacic has been "between agents". Here’s an overheard phone conversation involving the Lakers unrestricted free agent.

Receptionist: Good morning, All Sorts Unlimited.

Sasha: Is this the agency?

Receptionist: Yes, it is. Can I help you?

Sasha: I want to speak with the agent.

Receptionist: And what’s your name?

Sasha: Sasha Vujacic.

Receptionist: Sasha what?

Sasha: Vujacic.

Receptionist: Vooyashits?

Sasha: Chich, chich. Vujacic.

Receptionist: Right. What is it you do, Mr. Sasha?

Sasha: I’m a fabulous three-point shooter.

Receptionist: I see a novelty performer. Do you sing?

Sasha: When I’m in the shower.

Receptionist: Okay, a water act. And what else do you do?

Sasha: I play tenacious defense.

Receptionist: Oh, yes, Tenacious D. The punk rockers. My kid brother listens to them all the time. Can you juggle?

Sasha: Ah! You’ve seen me play then, hmm?

Receptionist: Well, can you act?

Sasha: Oh, yes, of course. I’m a wonderful flopper.

Receptionist: A flopper?

Sasha: I flop all the time.

Receptionist: I’m afraid we’re not taking on any flops. Sorry, Mr. Vooyashits.

Sasha: No, you don’t understand. My flops look real. Like I’m smashed. And they call offensive fouls.

Receptionist: No, we don’t need any foul, offensive performers or drunken flops for that matter. All Sorts Unlimited is a variety talent agency. We only book wholesome, family shows.

Sasha: All Sorts? I thought it was All Sports. Sorry, my mistake.

Receptionist: May I make a suggestion?

Sasha: Yes, what is it?

Receptionist: Don’t give up your day job.

And for Sasha Vujacic, the saga goes on.  Will he or won't he?  Only Mitch Kupchak and Vujacic's new agent know for sure.  But whether he stays or whether he goes, he hopes to take his Lakers Girl hairnet with him.