The Week in Sports: March 28th-April 6th, 2010

A quick review and take on the week that was…March 28th-April 6th, 2010.

Butler continues its winning ways and its mark on collegiate history as they hold off Michigan State. Did anyone see Hayword’s fat lip?...I hope she was worth it.

Duke beat down the Mountaineers…this is a GOOD time for a beer Huggins…maybe two.

Big Ben is grounded by the Steelers and publicly say that they “mutually agreed” that it is best for Ben to not come to the preseason work outs. Leaving the Steelers’ complex, Ben and his security were seen handing out fliers to his “Porta Potty” party at his house for Friday night.

Phil Knight and Oregon is set to offer Izzo a trillion dollars and life-time supply of “sneaks” to coach the Donald Ducks to Pac-10 glory. Later Oregon is said to be also after Tubby Smith from Minnesota. If he can resurrect a silly gopher, I am sure he is more than capable to raise the "Donalds" back from the dead.

McNabb teased by Eagles with kiss of death, i.e. the Raiders want him…No worries McNabb, there is always hope (ask Randy Moss).

Lavin's announced as St. Johns new coach...The Garden can recruit, the question is how his Mater Dei/West Coast recruiting ties will transcend back East?

Sam Bradford had a great showing in his pro day & appeased concerns regarding his injury and arm. The negative, he had something stuck in his tooth the whole time…how embarrassing.

Tiger’s agent shocks the world; when he, allegedly, knew about the affairs and helped cover it up. Now I ask, why would this man, whose client makes him millions a year, would help cover up his client’s devious ways?

With her 9 blocks on Wednesday and her now tournament-record 35 blocks, Brittney Griner (the 6-foot-8 star center for the women’s Baylor basketball team) pulled her own April’s Fool’s joke on the world when she announced she was in fact…a dude.

Kobe decided to not play the field this time and signed a three extension with the Lake Show. When asked for his thoughts, Tiger commented. “Pssh, in my heyday this would have barely covered my yearly silencing payoff fees.”

Kevin Garnett was fined $25K for complaining about the favorable calls that Kevin Durant received during their recent matchup. Kevin’s mom was quoted as saying, “I told Kev, fine or no fine, his ass better still get me something nice and pretty for mother’s day”.

Evan Turner was voted as the Associated Press’ Player of the Year. Upon receiving the award he politely thanked all his teammates, coaches and personal financiers for all their help and support.

After hearing of the Gilbert Arenas gun conviction leniency, Shaun Rodgers (defensive tackle for the Cleveland Browns) decides play cops and robbers in the Cleveland Airport….he lost.

A-Rod finally came out hiding to speak to MLB officials about his affiliation with a Canadian MD that is under investigation for distributing male-enhancement drugs to professional athletes.

Craziest news of all, the NHL is heading into the final week of regular season and the world has no clue.

Till next week.

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