Wrestlemania 26 Predictions

In contrast to last year (with the exception of Shawn Michaels vs. Undertaker Part 1), Wrestlemania 26 actually has a decent match card.  Here are my predictions...

1) MITB

Heel winner: Drew McIntyre (um...they are basically forcing him to win...if he loses...McMahon will just expunge the loss and let him challenge for it 8600 times until he wins it.)

or

Face winner: Kofi Kingston (the lack of a push as of the last couple months and the last minute entry is why Kofi could be the "dark horse" in the match)

2) CM Punk vs. Rey Mysterio

Winner: Rey Mysterio (This match had an awful build-up and I still don't know how CM Punk humiliated Rey by singing "Happy Birthday".  Rey Mysterio obviously won't join the straight edge society...because he is a superhero...and everyone knows that superheroes drink and smoke).

3) Triple H vs. Sheamus

Winner: Sheamus (The build-up was pretty bad, but this is Sheamus' chance to become a legitimate main event wrestler.  Why did he get the WWE title before proving himself?  I don't think about common sense questions like these...)

4) Randy Orton vs. Cody Rhodes vs. Ted DiBiase

Winner: Randy Orton (Rhodes and DiBiase will fight over who should get the pin and then Randy Orton will recover and explode both of them.  Afterwards, Randy Orton will jerk around randomly like he is having a seizure because that is normal.)

5) Shawn Michaels vs. Undertaker: Part II

Winner: Undertaker (Shawn Michaels has a "career retrospective" DVD.  It's over.  He will lose.  Besides, why should the Undertaker EVER lose at Wrestlemania?  It makes no sense, since the WWE would lose a guaranteed storyline every year at Wrestlemania.)

6) Unified Tag Title Match: Show-Miz vs. Morrison/Truth

Winner: Show-Miz (Morrison/Truth have too much momentum going into the match.  Besides, a tag title just will hold Morrison back even more.  Isn't his contract supposed to expire soon?  They should be giving him what he wants...he wants what he deserves...a world title shot.  R-truth should be in the intercontinental title chase...)

7) WWE Title: Cena vs. Batista

Winner: Cena (I actually enjoy heel Batista, but...Cena is going to do that superman thing again...ugh...but no worries...because this rivalry isn't over.  I see Batista heading to Raw in the draft.)

8) WHC: Chris Jericho vs. Edge

Winner: Jericho (Edge is not as good as a face character.  Plus, Jericho is awesome.  Also, Edge has had the upper hand WAY TOO MUCH over the past several weeks.)

Hopefully a sweet swerve here: I would like to see Cena lose the WWE title to the new MITB winner Kofi Kingston.  This would make Cena turn heel, because he is angry with people cashing in freebie title shots on him.  Then, Cena decides that in order to be really angry he needs to rap about Kurt Angle every week.