Randy Orton: The True Star of Evolution

There once was a little stable by the name of Evolution, which consisted of "The Game" HHH, "The Nature Boy" Ric Flair, "The Animal" Batista, and of course "The Legend Killer" Randy Orton.

Now in my opinion, forget DX, forget NWO, forget the Nation Of Domination, The Corporation, The Corporate Ministry, forget all those stables. None can compare to Evolution.

Evolution I feel was the new age Four Horseman. You had the greatest stars of the past, present, and future.

Now, Randy Orton has enormous talent, and ever since he came back to the WWE from his broken collarbone, and then motorcycle accident, he has been kicking ass and taking names.

In Evolution he was sort of what Dibiase and Rhodes were to him in Legacy. He helped HHH in keeping the World Title around his waist.

Orton would also became one of the longest reigning IC Champs of all time holding it for seven months straight.

But then Orton would cement his status in history by becoming the youngest World Champion in the history of the WWE at age 24, by beating Chris Benoit for the title at Summerslam.

HHH, however, didn't like someone besides him being the champion, especially that someone being in his own faction.

So, The Game decided to throw Orton a little "celebration" party, and while Orton was atop Batista's shoulders he received the thumbs up from HHH followed by the infamous thumbs down.

Batista then gave Orton the Electric Chair Drop and all members of Evolution proceeded to beat Orton till he was a bloody pulp, saying that Orton was "nothing without them."

Orton then began feuding with the other members of Evolution, and even jumped out of a giant cake to pummel his former teammates.

Later on, Orton was getting over tremendously as a heel, and the "Legend Killer." He then went on with Edge to form the awesomeness known as Rated-RKO.

After Rated RKO disbanded, Orton continued his "Legend Killer" gimmick, taking out people the likes of Jake The Snake, and Mick Foley.

Then Orton went on to say he was going to set himself apart from every other superstar and end the Undertakers Wrestlemania streak.

I feel he got in the Undertakers head more than anyone, and besides Shawn Michaels, came closer to ending the streak than anybody else.

Orton then began punting people into oblivion, including RVD, Shawn Michaels, Mick Foley, Ric Flair, Sgt. Slaughter, Batista, and even John Cena's Father.

Orton then did what no man has ever done before, and that’s take out the entire McMahon family.

Orton was serving up punts like greeting cards, one for Vince, one for Shane, one for HHH, but Stephanie was special. He tried to punt her, but Shane had thrown himself in the way.

Orton had handcuffed HHH to the bottom rope, and with HHH's trademark sledgehammer raised, was ready to strike down upon him with "great vengeance and furious anger," when Stephanie came running down to save him.

She then received Orton’s infamous hanging DDT from the second rope. While HHH laid handcuffed to the bottom rope, and Stephanie lay lifeless, Orton then sealed it with a kiss.

In my opinion, Orton gained more heat than any heel in the business, probably because he is an ass hole in real life, from what I hear.

Now you have all this, all this talent, and you put him in matches with Kofi Kingston, Rhodes, Dibiase, and Sheamus?

And to top it all off you put the strap on Batista? Out of freaking nowhere if you ask me, because he hasn't been doing shit to earn that title.

Plus, Orton has more talent in one arm than Batista has in his whole body. Just because Orton isn't all juiced up like he is.

Plus Batista is a  horrible wrestler anyway and could of killed John Cena by botching that counter powerbomb from Cena's top rope Fame Asser, ending up in Cena breaking his neck.

Orton is a better heel than Batista, he was a better champion, and he is damn sure a better wrestler.

So WWE do us all a favor stop giving Cena the belt, and let someone who truly deserves it hold the strap.

And yes, I know Cena is not the champ right now, but we all know he will be. The Cena conspiracy continues!

Also, to all the people who read this, I know most of the stuff I mentioned in this article is kayfabe. So please spare the comments calling me a mark, or things of that nature.

"I'm not saying, I'm just saying!"