What If M-1 Had a Heavyweight Tournament

I started thinking about how Fedor has not faced a quality opponent since Pride and how people still consider him the greatest p4p fighter in the world.  I say Fedor should have to prove it by fighting quality opponents.

Well I have produced a scenario if M-1 (the company in which Fedor is a share holder, which co-promotes every event that Fedor competes and slowly kills off the other promotion) decided to have a heavyweight grand prix and show off the skills of Fedor and why he is worth the debt just to have him fight for your company.

Round 1

Fedor Emelianenko vs. Giant Silva...Giant Silva is a huge scary looking man, but was once said to be too nice of a guy to compete in the sport and is afraid to put together any offense, because he doesn't want to hurt his opponent.

Winner Fedor...impressive

Mark Coleman vs. Tim Sylvia...Coleman pounds on Sylvia's head, but gasses at 0:15 of the first round and Sylvia takes this one

Winner Sylvia

Jose Canseco vs. Josh Barnett...Barnett out juices Canseco and chokes him out

Winner Barnett

Bob Sapp vs. Butterbean...Sapp is a monster, but cries like a girl when he gets hit in the face

The Bean TKO's him

Round 2

Fedor vs. Sylvia...Sylvia was the baddest dog in the yard in the UFC years ago...the only problem is he was a lab and the rest of the dogs were toy poodles

Winner Fedor...awesome performance...who cares what type of name Sylvia has anymore

Barnett vs. the Bean...Barnett takes Butterbean to the ground and obviously outclasses him there

Winner Barnett

Championship Round

Fedor vs. Barnett...M-1 pulls out a piss test and The Baby Fat Assasin's piss is hotter than Jessica Alba

Winner Fedor by default...See Fedor can still pull off wins no wonder he is the greatest...even though I only saw one opponent that is even close to quality...too bad he juices more than Ron Popeil.  Not Fedor's fault he is still awesome.  I would have thrown Arlovski in there too, but the likelihood that he would go for a flying knee again is pretty slim and we don't want a mid level fighter to make him look bad.