Possible Punishments for James W. Conradt

As you may have already heard, Husker Fan James W. Conradt, 36 and living in Austin, TX, lifted the template from newsok.com and created a phony story saying Sam Bradford and Landry Jones were arrested for cocaine. (He’s actually a well-known poster in Husker circles. He is known as Darth Husker.)

Actual photo of James W. Conradt. This is actually the closest he has gotten to a pussy since 2003.

This is a head scratcher for many reasons. Why a 36-year old in Austin, TX would devote any mental energy to bringing down a bunch of kids on bogus charges is beyond belief. It’s not like we are talking about public figures who are fair game for parody. There is no parody or sense of humor in this. It just seems kind of sick.

Anyway, Landry Jones father is looking to take legal action against James Conradt. While I can’t understand what he is going through, HG feels there has to be a better remedy.

Here are some suggestions for punishment:

• Banned from watching or attending Nebraska games for two years.
• Only piece of Nebraska apparel allowed is Bo Pelini’s chewing gum or Bill Callahan’s black Nebraska jacket.

BC on Black: Because red isn’t sophisticated enough

• Forced to provide transcripts for every Bill Callahan press conference in 2004 and 2007 (Our answer for writing “I will not embarrass myself or Husker Nation like this again” on the chalkboard 200 times).
• 2008 Baylor Seasons Tickets.
• Manually harvest two acres of corn.

Anymore ideas?

UPDATE: We found DarthHusker’s MySpace page.  Last log-in: 10.16/06. Friends: 1 and that would be Tom (Dude! Even Tina Tequila won’t turn you down!). Status (drumroll) Single.

Ladies of Austin: Do you like Nebraska Football, light-saber battles, and long walks on the beach? If so, Darth Husker maybe your man.