The Bobby Boucher Defense: The Clear Alternative To Steroids

We all know about the consequences and side effects of steroids. One side effect is roid rage, which causes increased violence and aggression (steroid.com). In other words, when taking steroids, it can cause an athlete to be massively violent and over-aggressive. Another side effect is the decrease in penis size, where a man cannot perform sexually (4-men.org). Third side effect is damage to the vital organs, including the kidneys, heart and liver. What about the consequences? Steroid use can take the fun out of the sport, no matter what sport an athlete is playing. Worse, it is considered cheating, and doing whatever it takes to win (at the expense of honest competition) is no day at the beach.

What would be the alternative to steroid use? Have you ever watched the movie The Waterboy starring Adam Sandler and Henry Winkler?

During the days when Bobby Boucher (Sandler) was the waterboy for one Louisiana college football team, players and buttmuches have been mean to Boucher. That was, until Boucher got hired by Coach Klein (Winkler) of another Louisiana college football team. Coach Klein told Boucher to stand up for himself, or else be a punching bag for life. That was when Boucher finally had the balls of steel to stand up to these jerkwads on the team. A turn of events occured. Boucher was recruited by Klein to play on the football team.

When Boucher was picked on and bullied, he has had a lot of anger built up inside. But now, he is taking that anger, and using it to knock opponents on their kiesters. This is how Boucher does it. He looks at the opponent's faces, visualizes the person who tormented Bobby all these years, and then Boucher starts opening some whoop-$#@ on the opponent. This is proof below

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VSulFZ7XJ1U

How can the Bobby Boucher method be a clear alternative to steroids? There are three ways it can be so. One way is that fairness and fun can be put back into competition, and a player does not need steroids to win. Boucher didn't. All he needed was to release the pent-up anger. The second way is that the vital organs will stay healther and steroid-free, especially the heart, liver and kidneys. Third way is, in times of needing to win, players (on the team) with a lot of issues can let them all out, so they can win the championships. Boucher let out all his anger, and the other college football team is the Bourbon Bowl champions.

So how about it? Rather than be like Barry Bonds and Jason Giambi (all juiced up), how about being like Boucher (all full of emotional trauma), and releasing the rage in the game play?

BIBLIOGRAPHY

Waterboy's Greatest Hits - Youtube website

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VSulFZ7XJ1U

Side Effects of Steroids - Steroid website

http://www.steroid.com/side.php

Can Steroids Shrink Penis Size? - 4 Men's Health website

http://www.4-men.org/penis-size/steroid-use.html