Breaking News: Mike Salvatore Set To Win MITB

It has come to my attention that there is a possibility of a real shocker that could take place at Wrestlemania this year.

That’s right friends, according to a very reputable source, we will see a wrestler debut in the next week or two who will qualify for the Money In The Bank Ladder Match.

The wrestler’s signing has been kept under wraps for a few months, but it has been reported that PS3 sensation Mike Salvatore is ready to make a splash in the WWE.

For those of you who are unfamiliar with Salvatore’s work, he has literally taken the PSCW (Playstation Championship Wrestling) by storm.

He has the technical prowess of Daniel Bryan, the charisma of the Rock, and the high flying capabilities of Evan Bourne.

He is also devilishly handsome to boot.

In other words, he is the complete package.

Early reports are that he will enter a battle royal on Raw to claim the last spot in the MITB match.

Even more shocking, this wrestling prodigy is expected to be the victor in the MITB match and early plans are for him to cash in his briefcase that very night and take the title from Edge (after his win of course).

Frequent Twitter fiend Chris Jericho had this to say: “Just saw Salvatore pown some noob for the PSCW title, this kid is the real deal.”

Salvatore has also been seen working out with Triple H prior to some of his dark matches.

Most importantly, Kelly Kelly thinks he’s cute.

Now I know it seems skeptical to expect someone so green to win such a prestigious match and a world championship the same night, but ponder this: the WWE has been trying to shock us lately.

Do we really think Dolph Ziggler or Kane could win the match?

Shelton Benjamin will probably kill himself doing an amazing spot that will go unnoticed by WWE officials.

Christian just can’t seem to get out of Edge’s shadow.

Kofi Kingston has lost all his momentum and will probably start speaking with that Jamaican accent again before we know it.

Now some members of the wrestling community might be interested in seeing some of Salvatore’s work.

Unfortunately, the PSCW doesn’t allow tapings or video cameras, so his work is largely an unknown.

There are some B/R members that have seen his work though:

“Unique style. Great look.” – Ashley Morris

“Pretty good, I mean not as good as Edge; but then again no one is.” – Andrea Claire

“Wrestling sucks losers!” – Dick Normandy

If you are curious to see how he performs, check him out on the PSCW Network. He routinely takes part in matches and goes by the name salsa1010 right now.

If you want to see what real wrestling looks like, I highly recommend you look this kid up, he is the real deal.

Of course, the WWE changes its story lines constantly, so this is all subject to change.

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