The Top 5 Fights That Will Never Happen But Everyone Wants To See

When it comes to fighting and MMA, there are always fights that you know will never happen, but you want them to so bad! You may say that these fights are "fantasy" fights, but none the less, you want to see them as bad as I do.

We start with a battle of brotherly love, and no, not Nick and Nate Diaz.

#5) Kimbo Slice Vs Dada 5000

Everybody knows Kimbo's story of hardship and streetfighting. But, have you heard of Dada 5000? He is the ultimate "Swagger Jacker".

Dada looks very similar to Kimbo, a large black man with a beard, and doo-rag. He also claims himself to be the "YouTube Legend". Sound familiar?

Kimbo and Dada should square off and do battle, just to end Dada's imposter ways. He is the biggest rip off, and the biggest joke I have ever seen.

Kimbo would ruin this fool, and as a true Kimbo fan, I would love to see Dada go down.

#4) Bruce Buffer Vs Michael Buffer

Battle of the Buffer's!

Two veteran ring announcers, with experience beyond their years, the Buffer's could put on a show. Yes, they are old, and yes they are loud, and no they probably can't fight their way out of a wet paper bag, but it would be very entertaining.

Breaking down this fight, Michael has to watch out for the Bruce's "Buffer 180". But, Bruce better be ready to rumble 'cause older brother Michael has seen a lot more action.

So, "Ladies and gentleman we are LIVE!" and "It's TIME! This is the main event of the evening!"

#3) Dana White Vs Vince McMahon

Yes, i said it! White vs McMahon. Can you picture that?

The two owners of two of the biggest, if not biggest, entertainment agencies in the world. Fighting it out to show the fans who's organization is the biggest and baddest in all the land.

Picking a winner of this fight is almost impossible. Dana White scares the biggest and baddest UFC without lifting a hand. He doesn't need to lift a finger to make Frank Mir pee himself for his stupid comments.

On the other hand, Vince McMahon is one of the toughest elderly men I've ever seen. The man has taken over 500 chair shots in his life, and still does at the young, ripe age of 65. To get my point across, this man is tough as nails!

This fight would be a classic battle, I would pay more than the normal PPV price to see it, without a doubt.

#2) Chad "Esteban" Ochocinco Vs Anderson Silva

This fight may come as a surprise to those of you who haven't heard about the rumors. But, back in November of 2009, Ochocinco told Dana White this via Twitter:

"Dana this Ocho Cinco, I want to fight your #1 and #2 best fighters asap,exhibition to raise money for a charity of choice!!!!!! Matter of fact I want Anderson Spider Silva---please don't ignore me or you'll have to fight me yourself!!! Sincerely Esteban :)

Mr. White this a serious matter, we can help alot organazations with this fight, I have a good chance at winning against Silva"

Dana White responded with, "Perfect @OGOchoCinco. I need a Jan 2nd fight. Ocho Cinco vs Anderson Spider Silva. PS - I'm too old to fight anyone.

If you are really serious @OGOchoCinco, contact me. We'll put a fight together for charity"

Another one of Ochocinco's antics? I'm almost positive it is.

If he even stepped in the Octagon with The Spider he would get shredded, but how enjoyable would it be to see that fight? Or what if Ochocinco somehow pulled out a win?! Oh man, the UFC would flip!

#1) Joe Rogan Vs Mike Goldberg

Yes, Joe Rogan, the Fear Factor guy for those who aren't UFC fans. Rogan is now the ringside announcer for the UFC, and I have him set to fight his co-worker that's right beside him during every event, Mike Goldberg.

How epic would this be? The voices of the UFC fighting it out! C'mon, you can't say you don't want to see this happen.

The outcome is fairly easy to predict with Rogan's credentials. Joe began practicing martial arts when he was only 13. At age 19, Rogan won the U.S Open Tae Kwan Do Championship.

Don't count Goldberg out yet. With years of experience in the announcing industry, and seeing countless fights, Goldberg could be a scrappy fellow. Denying to announce for the fake WWE in 2005, and signing to "yell stuff" for the UFC gives Goldberg a little more credibility in my book.

So if this fight ever does happen, (which it won't), look for Rogan to land one "On the button" of Goldberg!