The Rock Responds to Fake Wrestling Claim (Humour)

Last night, a life altering revelation was made by one of the members on Bleacher Report. The article stated that pro wrestling is not real, and is in fact scripted.  The article goes on to state the fact that the author hates pro wrestling, and pretty much insulted all that enjoy it, who are over the age of nine.

Upon hearing this news, the IWC responded in kind and the war of words has been going on ever since.  I, as a writer, felt the need to get another side of the story and felt that there was only one man who could give the quotes needed to inspire the people.  So naturally I contacted the People's Champion, The Rock.

Here was our conversation:

JVCXV: "So Rock, what is your response to this latest piece, questioning both the legitimacy of professional wrestling and its older fans?"

THE ROCK:  "FINALLY!!!  THE ROCK!! HAS COME BACK!! TO THE BLE-EA-A-C-C-C-HER REPOR-R-T-T!!"

THE ROCK:(The Rock looks over at me) "WHO IN THE BLUE HELL, ARE YOU?"

JVCXV: "My name is ....."

THE ROCK: "IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT YOUR NAME IS!!  THE ONLY THING THAT MATTERS IS THAT YOU KNOW, YOUR, ROLE, AND SHUT, YOUR, MOUTH!!!"

THE ROCK:  "YOU WANT A RESPONSE FROM THE ROCK?  WELL, THE ROCK IS GOING TO GIVE YOU A RESPONSE.  THE ROCK WOULD LIKE TO KNOW WHO THIS RUDY POO, CANDY @$$, THINKS HE IS?"

THE ROCK: "HOW DARE THIS .... LITTLE JABRONI, COME ON TO THE ROCK'S SITE AND OFFEND THE MILLIONS...."

JVCXV:"And millions"

THE ROCK:(The Rock glares over at me with one eye brow raised)

JVCXV: "Sorry Rock."

THE ROCK: "AS I WAS SAYING...  HOW DARE THIS LITTLE JABRONI, COME ON TO THE ROCK'S SITE, AND OFFEND THE MILLIONS AND THE ROCK MEANS MILLIONS!!! OF THE ROCK'S FANS WITH HIS OPINIONS!!"

THE ROCK: "SO, THIS GUY LIKES OPINIONS DOES HE?  WELL, THE ROCK HAS AN OPINION FOR HIM!!  THE ROCK SAYS, HE CAN TAKE THAT COMPUTER HE USED TO EXPRESS HIS OPINION... SHINE IT UP...  COME ON NOW, MAKE SURE IT'S NICE AND SHINY....  TURN THAT COMPUTER SIDEWAYS AND STICK IT STRAIGHT UP HIS IWC HATING, CANDY @$$!!!"

THE ROCK: "IF YOU SMMMMELLLLLLL WHAT, THE ROCK!! IS!! COOKIN!!!! "


Please Note: This mock interview was for humours purposes only and shouldn't be taken seriously.  Just thought I would have some fun with what has been a very heated situation.  Hope everyone enjoyed it.  Thanks for reading!!