Why Hogan Must Be Fired!!!!(Humour)

Greetings Guys!!!This is an article completely for the purpose of humour.Please leave a comment if the article made you smile or even if you didn't like it by any chance.

Hulk Hogan must be Fired.Reasons-

1)The obvious answer-He is as old as a fossil.He isn't getting any younger.So why not fire him now rather embarrassing yourselves later...

2)His acting skills leaves a lot to be desired.He makes poor actors like Kevin Nah,X pac look like Di Niro and Pacino..

3)He wastes valuable TNA money/resources by spending it all on tanning oil..

4)Even at the ripe old age of 65,he still thinks he is a "chick magnet" and a sex symbol..Cmon Hogan..grow up..

5)He hogs all the limelight even though he has nothing to say and repeats the same  crap over and over again..

6)He still believes that younger guys should jobb over to him just because he is hulk hogan..News flash hogan-you aint in the WWE any more

7)Joined TNA with the sole intention of continuing his feud with Vince Mcmahon..

8)He blatantly robbed WWE storylines with the intention of creating some Heat for himself...what?

9)counting rain drops is more appealing than Hogans catch phrases of "brother" and "watcha gonna do"..Ya Hogan,it was pretty good in the 90s but we are in 2010!!!

10)Lastly ,He turned TNA into a retirement home where old guys can run their mouth all night ...

Hope  this article made you smile!!!:)