Arsenal vs. Liverpool: Score Four More, Andrei!

No blog on Tuesday. Once again, I needed the full 48 hours following the Chelsea defeat to soak up the magnitude of the result. Let the pain set in.

Feel that deep burn. Ooooghhhh that stings.

I was a little distressed...a little...

Ok I'll be honest, I just didn't have time to write a blog with work and you f***ers are coming to this site enough to make it worth my while (probably need to revise my writing style—perhaps calling your readers f***ers is not the best way to "up your hits").

So today I'm back with a vengeance with Liverpool news, information about Mr. Bollocks Ballack, and some World Cup ticket gloating.

I'll be Ballack

Wenger was misquoted in the media a couple of days ago, which was kinda shhhilly. He pretty much made a spot on analysis of the game and then some members of the Daddyrazzi decided to tell Zee Germahn zat we zink zey play ugly foosball.

Ballack says Wenger is a tool box. Wenger takes the high ground and states again that Chelsea played well, but not very attractive football.

It's completely true. The first goal in that game was always going to be crucial. Especially if Chelsea scored it because all the impetus is on us, away from home, to score the next one. Or else we are effectively out of the title race.

So we start defending with four, three, two players pushing further into their half, and without any plan B or C, we walk around their box and their two lines of four just soak up all of our lovely pressure and possession..

But try telling zat to zee Germahn.

Liverpool Tonight

Big game. Huge game. Massive game. Bragging rights over my idiotic, stuck-in-fetal-stages, mild-autosomal-trisomy-21, clouded, blinded, f***wit, dickfart, Liverpool supporting friends, nevermind three points, and a lovely kiss on the lips from an imaginary red leprechaun if we win.

Ok that was made up...the part about my Liverpool friends being dickfarts. That is just plain mean.

But the rest is completely true.

We'll be favorites to win this game, Liverpool haven't been very good this season. Their best player is out injured, and their second best one and icon has been struggling to find form this season. Yesterday, a Liverpool supporting mate asked me I was jealous of Gerrard. I told him that I wouldn't buy a Cardillac if I already had a Rolls Royce. You get the gist of things.

Liverpool have been good since the turn of the year, however. They are still very tough to break down, and Dirk Kuyt is probably the best goal scoring right sided defensive crazy looking dutchman in the world right now, so we need to watch him.

Liverpool will also be boosted by the fact that they no longer have Andrei Pornstarindisguise Voronin, nor do they have Dossena to bog down their wagebill and add more perversion to their already perverted team.

They will probably keep Carragher on the right side of defense which is FINE BY ME. Unfortunately, we are going to stick Arshavin out there because neither Bendtner nor Eduardo is fit enough to start the game yet. So we'll probably see Nasri line up against him, and hopefully he f***ing does something for once this season.

I've been calling for his improvement for a long time, and Jesus Christ if he didn't have his worst game of the season against Chelsea. His decision making was just awful, and I don't remember him beating his man once. I´d be inclined to put Eboue in his position. He's been THAT BAD.

Anyway, that´s probably enough team talk. Aquilani is injured again, making him another pathetic signing for Rafa Benitez, so Lucas will have to play, and I think I'm about 438X better than Lucas. He's really quite shit. Another one for the Resume Rafa!

Shit signings

Speaking of crappy Benitez signings, watch this guy, Milan Jovanovic . He´s a decent player, but f**k sake, he's been playing for Standard Liege until the age of 28. There is NO WAY this guy is good enough to play for Liverpool FC. Well, the Liverpool FC of old—remember the mustaches and the ambition. Both of those are gone now.

Big back the 'staches, but leave the ambition behind is what I say. So it is!

I think Voronin was a free wasn't he. CLASS!

Line-ups

I think...

Reina - Carra - Skrtel - Agger - Insua (Who scored a great goal against us earlier this season) - Masch - Lucas - Gerrard - Kuyt - Maxi - Ngog. He might also stick Dirk upfront and play Benayoun on the left and Maxi on the right, in fact that is what I would do. So Benitez will probably resign Andrei this afternoon and stick him up top. Idiot.

Almunia (sigh) - Eboue - Gallas - Verm - Clichy - Song - Rosicky - Cesc - Nasri - AA - Walcott.

I would like to see Diaby play again, but maybe starting two days in three games is a bit much (error international intentional).

I've heard some folks asking for Verm or Gallas to be shifted to LB and Campbell into the middle. I'm a big fan of Gael when he plays well so I can't really agree with this. I also believe that we probably aren't going to win the title this season, but we will finish fourth, so we might as well brood our talent with every minute of first team action we can offer them. That's the realist speaking.

The optimist is saying, let's beat these Red c**ts, so I can kiss me a leprechaun.

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