MOM LEAVE ME ALONE! THIS IS MY MMA FANTASY!

  The scenario  in my room , alone, having a fantasy, nobody but me I think! Anyway I begin to put down my cigerette and take off my shoes, i queitly slip into bed and turn on the tv, volume down, way down, a certain channel comes on and I am in complete silence.

  I am a slave to the television, I surrender all thoughts, full fantasy mode on.

  Here I am in sunny southern California ,maybe  the Rose bowl, like i said i cannot tell there are to many people and i am in the   front row.So I ask the guy sitting next to me why there is a cage in front of me and 100,000 thousand people screaming in anticipation behind me. I ask the man sitting next to me what is going on.

  The man looks at me and shakes his head and says ,son YOU asked  for this!

 I look down at my feet, THERE IS A HUGE 84 OZ BEER , ICE COLD IN FRONT OF ME, hey this is my fantasy, and a showcard, I slurp MY BEER and open up the card, UFC 200, Fedor/ Mir,Aoki/Penn . After all,this would be the perfect place for the UFC to put on an outdoors extravaganza with 25 mainevent cards and 15 extras WOW.

   First I scroll down the showcard to see who all is fighting, Machida vsAnderson Silva,GSP/Jake Shields , Rampage/Sugar 3? Who won the first two fights? oh well,   big Nog vs litle Nog, Lesnar just outta coma  against the worlds strongest man, somone from Poland.

 I look back up, not a cloud in the sky, it must be 70 degrees out, the announcer screams over the system that is 12 o clock noon, time for the action to begin, the fights are really great and fluid , it is all going by so fast,prelims done, hall of fame inductees done, Dana does a half a hour of raw stand up comedy, "not so good" done .

  On to the big fights yes, I am ready, two more beers at my feet , and a ring girl in my arm, wow Buffer enters the ring,he is looking at his cards, then  Big Jon, is he back with the org,cool. The crowd errupts, I can see Rampage Jackson walking down the longest ramp I have ever seen and just as he starts to scream............ JASON ARE YOU UP YET, crap, i must have dozed off , I know it was a dream or my wife wouldn't be yelling at me to take out the garbage.

  Oh well, that WAS MY UFC FANTASY, and nobody can take that away from me, except me, don't ever forget to lock the door before you take a nap!