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Ryan Maloney
Jan 14, 2010

The Syracuse Crunch won their third consecutive game Wednesday night, 3-2 at Lowell.Ā 

That marks the fifth straight game in which the club has earned a point.Ā  They are now 3-0-1 on their current road swing, which concludes Friday night in Springfield, Mass.

As always, Chairman How's Glorious Army gave us Joe Brown's Jewel of the Game .Ā  I remember when I produced games for the Crunch, I'd have to pick a highlight (whether it be a Syracuse goal, save or a fight won) and replay Bob McElligott's call of it in the post game as the Bradley's Jewel of the Game .Ā  This is different:

(Ed. note: I have said I won't criticize Syracuse radio announcer Joe Brown, for fear of coming off as the bitter guy who is just angry he didn't get the job.Ā  I did not say I would never post other people's criticisms of Joe Brown.Ā  And honestly, I know that little prick young man at the ticket office never passed my resume upstairs.Ā  Who leaves a demo and a resume with a ticket agent?Ā  The same guy who has two thumbs... )

"Joe Brown’s Jewel of the Game:

ā€“ā€That should kill off the first period for the Lowell Devils.ā€

…But not the Syracuse Crunch, apparently. They still have to play.

Also, his excuse that he didn’t see the Devil’s first goal because he was ā€œtoo busyā€ watching a scrap between two players is so bogus. If you can’t figure out the important things to pay attention to, then you need a new job. I wish I could only pay attention to 10 percent of my job, but if I did that I’d probably be in jail.

And please, for the love of all that is holy, stop getting so fucking excited when the OTHER TEAM has a scoring chance. If I’m doing something else and you throw a fit all of theĀ sudden, I should be able toĀ tellĀ immediately byĀ the sound of your voice which team you work for and who actually has the puck.Ā "
"That can’t happen when you make a big deal in the same tone no matter what. Voice control is a part of good broadcasting. Figure it out.
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