An Emergency Meeting at Golden Boy Promotions

The following is a transcript of an emergency meeting at GBP.

Richard Schaefer:  Gentlemen, I’m glad that we are all here for this emergency meeting.  Let me start off by saying that I have everything under control.  Don’t worry about the lawsuits.  It’s just a bluff.  This fight is going to happen.

Hopkins:  You got to be kidding Richard.  You got to be the dumpiest white ass that I have ever met.  We are currently being sued by Pacquiaio for $75 million.   The biggest money fight in history is not signed.   We are also going to lose our percentage on Pacquaio’s contract.

Mosley:  See what happened if you listen to me.  You guys should have let me fight Pacquaio instead making me fight Burto.  Look at this fucking mess.  We are screwed.

Richard Schafer:  Don’t worry gentlemen, I have everything under control.  We got Manny and Bob Arum where we want them.  They are about to come back with a counter offer.  You’ll see.

Oscar:  Richard, I really hope so, because your ass is on the line.  If we lose this fight, you are fired.

Hopkins: If we don’t get this fight, I will personally beat the shit out of you Richard.  And I won’t be using 8 oz gloves.

Mosley:  This is what happens when you let that fucking Mayweather run the show.  Let me fight Pacquaio instead of Mayweather.

Richard Schafer:  Hey guys, I know what I’m doing.  I use to be a banker.   This boxing gig is the little league.

Hopkins: You white little shit.   I’m going to kick your ass back to Europe if you don’t make this fight.  If I lose any money this year, I will take you to Philadelphia and let my home boys use you as their bitch.

Oscar:  Richard, Hopkins is not joking.  I’ve meet some of his boys from Philly, and they will spank your ass.

Mosley:  I hate that Mayweather.    I’ve been trying to get a fight with that chicken since the 90’s.  The Mother Fucker managed to avoid me all these years.  Now I’m 38 almost an old man, and that chicken shit still does not want to fight me.

Oscar:  Shane, Mayweather is the smartest man in boxing.  That’s why he never fought you.  He is not stupid like you that let Fernon Forest kicked your ass.

Hopkins:  Mosley, you got hart, so don’t worry what Oscar just said.  At least you fought the best.  That Mayweather fought nobody,  and is about to make 50/50 on the biggest fight in history.  I want some of that money.  So Schafer, you got till this week to make the fight.  Otherwise, you and I are going back to Philly.

Oscar:  That’s right Schaefer, this is your last fucking chance.   Get me this fight and make sure we really screw Pacquaio and damage his reputation at the same time.  I hate that little Asian midget. 

Mosley:  Why do you hate Pacquaio?  He is the best fighter on the planet, and I want to be fighting him for my legacy.

Oscar:  Mosley, if you fought that little midget Asian Pacquaio, he is going to spank your ass just like what he did to me.

Richard Schaefer:  Don’t worry guys, calm down.   I got Pacquaio so pissed off at us now, that he will for sure fight Mayweather.  This is our strategy remember.   We were going to discredit Pacquaio with this blood test idea.   It is working.  The whole world is questioning him now.   He is so mad at Mayweather, that he will fight him for sure now.   We are going to get our share of the pie.

To be continued.....