Big Ten expansion candidates in pictures

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From the Big East: Pittsburgh Panthers

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Me thinks Pittsburgh would love to play State Penn every year.

And didn’t Mary May attend Pitt?

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From the Big East: Rutgers Scarlet Knights

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Maybe the Big Ten would make an offer these guys couldn’t refuse?

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From the Big East: Syracuse Orange

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With Syracuse, you get the Orange (tennis ball).

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From the Big East: West Virginia Mountaineers

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With West Virginia, you get a bunch of stupid rednecks with mullets…


…and a lot of this, too.

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From the ACC: Maryland Terrapins

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To quote the Wedding Crashers:
“Yeah! Crabcakes and Football. That’s what Maryland does!”
Hmmm, I don’t think that Maryland does the football part very well.

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Independents: Notre Dame Fighting Irish

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On the sixth day, God created Notre Dame then watched them play football.
On the seventh day, God rested while regretting that he should of spent more time
on Notre Dame because they sucked the day before.
I guess even God can only do so much.

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From the Big XII: Nebraska Cornhuskers

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With Nebraska you get this:

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From the Big XII: Iowa State Cyclones

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Almost identical to Nebraska.

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From the Big XII: Missouri Tigers

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Similar to West Virginia, only slightly smarter. And they can read.