Barbara Walters Named Tiger Woods' Latest Mistress (Humor)

The former 20/20 reporter was recently linked to golf superstar Tiger Woods in a report, continuing the endless string of women Woods has had affairs with.

We didn't have all the information on Walters, but were appalled enough to try our damnedest to contact Woods, and get to the bottom of this Tom Foolery.

Against all odds, Woods obliged, and the following was taken out of our brief conversation:

NFLSoup : Thank you Tiger, for sitting down with us and discussing this during a very troubling time for you and your family.

Woods: Sure, no problem.

NS: You don't have like a charity golf game to be at, or anything, do you?

Woods: I stepped away from golf...

NS: Because of the rumors?

Woods: Yes...and to figure things out with my family...

NS: And we respect that...but Barbara Walters?

Woods: She...

NS. Barbara.

Woods: Well...

NS: ...Walters.

Woods: We met...

NS: Disgusting.

Woods: You don't understand.

NS: What's to understand? You're one of the most famous dudes in the world. You can get any woman you want, right?

Woods: I really don't see it that way...

NS: Well, however you choose to "see" it really isn't the point. It's clearly a fact. You can and you have continued to get any woman you want.

Woods: Okay...

NS: And Walters. You chose here. She didn't rape you?

Woods: She's a sweet woman.

NS: I agree. Sweet. Old. Grandmotherly. Absolutely...

Woods: You don't know...

NS: Disgusting.

Woods: That's enough.

NS: I need to understand this. Okay, Tiger? I just do.

Woods: What?

NS: You hooked up with Jaimee Grubbs .

Woods: I can't say...

NS: There is actual audio of you calling her...

Woods: Hearsay.

NS: and requesting her to take her name off of her own phone ...

Woods: It was a speed dial thing.

NS: Oh, you don't know what hearsay means.

Woods: No, I...

NS: Or how speed dial works.

Woods: I do, but...

NS: You've also been connected with porn star Joslyn James .

Woods: I don't know what you mean by connected...

NS: What don't I mean by connected, right?

Woods: Listen, I don't have time for this.

NS: Hey man, you're the one still talking.

Woods: I'm done. This has been a waste of time, and you've been very disrespectful.

NS: Disrespectful? Time? Waste? This?

Woods: What?

NS: Respect went out the door when you cheated on your wife.

Woods: I didn't...

NS: With a porn star.

Woods: No...

NS: and a cocktail waitress

Woods: Come on...

NS: and Barbara Walters.

Tiger was unwilling to take any more questions, and to be frank, this reporter was sick of talking to him. He wasn't very apologetic and didn't come through with many answers. And really, I'm in agreement with him. This interview was a waste of time.