A Christmas Carol For NASCAR Fans!

Daley The Slowman was a very lucky soul,

with a good last name and a baby face and two first names of his father.

Daley the Slowman is a fairytale they say,

He is so slow but his fans know how he came to life one year.

There must have been some magic in that old 8 car he drove,

cause when they took him out of it,

He began to putt around

Oh Daley the slow man was as fast as he could be,

And his fans say he could lap the field

Just the same Mark and Jimmie.

Daley the Slowman knew the car was fast that year,

So he said “I’m good and get rid of Eury Sr, before the credit goes away.”

Now with Rondeau and a stick shift in his hand,

Blowing Here and There, all around the track,

Sayin “Get me to Hendrick if you can."

He led them down the pits that day, Right through his pit stall

He Only paused the moment when, he heard Eury holler, “STOP!”

Daley the Slowman, gave a worry to his fans.

When they asked him why, he told a lie, “I’ll be back to the front some day!”

Clunky Clunk Clunk, Clunky Clunk Clunk,

Look at Daley blow

Clunky Clunk Clunk, Clunky Clunk Clunk,

Under the Cloud of smoke.