The Twelve Days Of The Calgary Flames Christmas

I have been feeling pretty festive lately.

It could be because of the Calgary Flames' play of late; they've been hotter than Scarlett Johansson in nothing but a Santa hat.

Or it could be because I have got into my rum and eggnog early this year.

Nevertheless, with Christmas only three weeks away, I thought it was a good time to give the Flames and their fans their own little Christmas classic.

Something that may go down in history with Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer, and Ernest Saves Christmas.

So with that being said, here is my Calgary Flames edition of the Twelve Days of Christmas.

On the first day of Christmas, the Flames gave to me, a goal from Adam Pardy.

On the second day of Christmas, the Flames gave to me, two smiles from Brent Sutter, and a goal from Adam Pardy.

On the third day of Christmas, the Flames gave to me, three wins over Chicago, two smiles from Brent Sutter, and a goal from Adam Pardy.

On the fourth day of Christmas, the Flames gave to me, four points from Conroy, three wins over Chicago, two smiles from Brent Sutter, and a goal from Adam Pardy.

On the fifth day of Christmas, the Flames gave to me, a five-minute fighting major from McGrattan, four points from Conroy, three wins over Chicago, two smiles from Brent Sutter, and a goal from Adam Pardy.

On the sixth day of Christmas, the Flames gave to me, another top six forward, a five-minute fighting major from McGrattan, four points from Conroy, three wins over Chicago, two smiles from Brent Sutter, and a goal from Adam Pardy.

On the seventh day of Christmas, the Flames gave to me, seven hits from Dion, another top six forward, a five-minute fighting major from McGrattan, four points from Conroy, three wins over Chicago, two smiles from Brent Sutter, and a goal from Adam Pardy.

On the eighth day of Christmas, the Flames gave to me, an eight-year contract extension for Rene Bourque, seven hits from Dion, another top six forward, a five-minute fighting major from McGrattan, four points from Conroy, three wins over Chicago, two smiles from Brent Sutter, and a goal from Adam Pardy.

On the ninth day of Christmas, the Flames gave to me, nine more minutes of ice time for Eric Nystrom, an eight-year contract extension for Rene Bourque, seven hits from Dion, another top six forward, a five-minute fighting major from McGrattan, four points from Conroy, three wins over Chicago, two smiles from Brent Sutter, and a goal from Adam Pardy.

Jeesh, you lost yet?

I think the rum and eggnog is starting to kick in.

On the tenth day of Christmas, the Flames gave to me, ten shutouts from Kipper, nine more minutes of ice time for Eric Nystrom, an eight-year contract extension for Rene Bourque, seven hits from Dion, another top six forward, a five-minute fighting major from McGrattan, four points from Conroy, three wins over Chicago, two smiles from Brent Sutter, and a goal from Adam Pardy.

On the eleventh day of Christmas, the Flames gave to me, eleven helpers from Bouwmeester, ten shutouts from Kipper, nine more minutes of ice time for Eric Nystrom, an eight-year contract extension for Rene Bourque, seven hits from Dion, another top six forward, a five-minute fighting major from McGrattan, four points from Conroy, three wins over Chicago, two smiles from Brent Sutter, and a goal from Adam Pardy.

On the twelfth day of Christmas, the Flames gave to me, twelve hat-tricks from Iggy, eleven helpers from Bouwmeester, ten shutouts from Kipper, nine more minutes of ice time for Eric Nystrom, an eight-year contract extension for Rene Bourque, seven hits from Dion, another top six forward, a five-minute fighting major from McGrattan, four points from Conroy, three wins over Chicago, two smiles from Brent Sutter, and a goal from Adam Pardy.

And remember people, if you have just enjoyed a couple rum and eggnog's like me, don't drive!

Merry Christmas.