Athletic Prowess + Fame + Fortune = Moron

Welcome to "How to Get Rich" 101 for Women.

There are many theories as to how people can best acquire wealth. Some build companies that make a lot of money, then sell them for a lot more money. Others go into professions with terrific earning potential.

However, today we are going to focus on marrying a potential train wreck. The formula goes something like this:

1 -- Marry a famous athlete who has talent beyond compare. Just being in a relationship won't suffice. Get the ring.

2 -- Help your spouse nurture his talent and clean image with the public. Offspring are optional.

3 -- Wait for him to start making a series of ill-advised decisions having to do with sex and women that are not you.

4 -- Wait for him to get caught. They always get caught.

And that's pretty much it. Mrs. Kobe Bryant has a diamond the size of Rhode Island. Elin Woods (pictured) will get so much of Tiger's money he'll think she works for the IRS.

You see ladies, there is something about being a famous jock and making a ginormous amount of money that just sucks the common sense right out of a man's head. We're not sure why, and does it really matter?

Some of you may be asking -- what about the women that Tiger was reportedly sharing time with? Are they in line for anything? Sadly, no. At least not from Tiger. Maybe a quick buck from the tabloids, but really their ship has sailed.

That's it for today's lesson. Tomorrow we'll review re-negotiating the pre-nup.