What Tiger Was REALLY Doing....

Guess what, Tiger is in hot water!  El Tigre decided to leave his house around two thirty in the morning the other night.  Ever since then all eyes have been on the golf superstar. 

Here is a link to the audio of the 911 call...

I was listening to the random ESPN Radio through traffic today and thought….Self, I wonder why he was leaving at 2:30 in the morning?  So here is what I came up with.

Here is the first scenario. Mr. Woods was recording his newest Nike commercial entitled “My Driver does it all”.  Imagine having a driver in your golf bag that not only hits a perfect tee shot every time, it can break out a window.  I got it!  Here is the catch…  Why in the world was EL Tigre leaving his house at 2:30 in the AM?  Maybe #2?

Tiger is more than just a professional athlete, he is an entrepreneur.  His goal is to create an Escalade that not only drives itself, it helps you get away from things such as paparazzi, crazy mistresses, and upset baby mommas!

Possibly the real reason?  His wife asked him that dreaded question that was bound to come up…Tiger, have you been cheating on me?  He said no and started his rendition of Shaggy’s “It wasn’t me”.  This put wifey in a tissy.  She then referred to #1 and put his Nike driver to use.  As he was trying to get away from the questioning, she chased with club in hand.  The best golfer in the world jumped in his Caddy and took off.  Before he got away, crazy momma swung the driver into his back windows!  Him being scared slammed on the gas, causing him to lose control and pummel a tree and drive through a fire hydrant!

What do you guys think?