Tiger Woods' Recent Wife Drama Is An Example Why I Am Not Married

With the recent reports of Tiger Woods' recent Thanksgiving weekend accident that seemed to evolve into an alleged attack from his wife reminds this writer why he chooses not to be married.

 

Tiger Woods, the No. 1 golfer in the world and quite arguably the greatest golfer who ever lived, is also recently declared the wealthiest athlete of all time, with reports from Forbes that he recently became the first athlete ever to become a billionaire this year.

 

After Michael Jordan retired no other super star athlete really had the true mass international star cross over appeal that Tiger Woods seemed to have while at the same time consistently dominating his sport.

 

When you are the No. 1 star athlete of your sport and have more endorsements than you can cash your paychecks to, you also have just as many beautiful women throwing themselves at you constantly.

 

It makes this writer wonder why in the world would anyone with that kind of money, power, fame, etc. ever even think about settling down with just one woman?

 

Look let's look at the facts, my friends. Statistics prove that more than half of Americans end up in divorce and the numbers seem to just get worse and worse.

 

So knowing that, why in the hell would anyone even step into that realm of torture and horror knowing the odds are against them unless they were 110 percent certain that they were indeed made for each other?

 

One may think that domestic violence such as the alleged incident that took place between Tiger Woods and his wife's violent attack only happens in low-income parts of society, but this is evidence that even the most elite experience the ramifications of marriage as well.

 

Keep in mind again that Tiger Woods is the wealthiest athlete in the history of mankind and he has been known to socialize with the world's wealthiest men, such as Bill Gates, who was in attendance at his wedding to his lovely wife.

 

It maybe perhaps that Tiger's advisers influenced him to settle down and marry since it would help his public image and his endorsements, etc, or of course Tiger may have at the time truly felt he was in love and she was the one for him at the time.

 

But whatever the reason, maybe I only see more evidence and reasons not to get married, and I see less incentive to getting married.

 

Trust me when I say: this writer does indeed love the beautiful ladies out there; in fact, he may love them too much, and that might be another reason why he is much anti-marriage as well.

 

My mother always told me that I should find a girl who loves me more than I love her, so I know no matter what, she will be there for me in the end.

 

This advice makes so much sense, and if everyone followed this simple wise motto, then maybe we would not have so much divorce in this country.

 

People get married for all the wrong reasons: money, sex, pressure by society, pressure by family, status, and the list goes on and on.

 

All my life I have seen family members, friends, co-workers struggle and deal with the pain and suffering of marriage and divorce and ask myself WHY?

 

When you are good looking, successful, smooth, charming, and a great catch like myself the sky is the limit. But you know what kills all of that? One word: marriage.

 

I am wise enough to know all of this; how come the odd 50-plus percent of Americans are not?

 

Who are we not to allow our homosexual brothers and sisters to make the same exact miserable mistakes that we make by getting married?

 

Let me end this by telling all of you that if you ever are as blessed to obtain even a fraction of Tiger Woods' money, fame, and power, make sure you find that special someone to spend your life with who does not give a damn about any of those things.

 

Personally, I remain highly mysterious to all the beautiful ladies I encounter. Probably about 99.9% of them do not know where exactly my condos or houses are located, and life is better that way.

 

The chances of me being chased out of any of my condos or houses at 2 a.m. by a pretty girl swinging a golf club at my head is about zero percent because they never get to learn where exactly I live at for they never even earn that privilege.

 

I do not inform them about where I work exactly or which businesses exactly I am involved with, for again you do not need a pretty girl showing up at your work swinging a golf club at your head.

 

Do not even tell these ladies you are successful. Leave the Mercedes at home and pick her up in the Prius instead. Do not even let her know you own a Mercedes. Leave the Rolex at home and wear the Swatch watch instead.

 

Win her over with the real you, and if she does not care for the real you, then it is her loss.

Life is too short to spend it with the wrong lady who swings a golf club at your head.