The Best of Ochocinco, Volume 3

My BlackBerry allowed me to keep tabs on scores and news while on vacation.  The other thing I kept up on was the Twitter feed of Chad Ochocinco.  OGOchoCinco continues to be the most entertaining athlete to follow on Twitter.  Be sure to check out previous editions of The Best of Ochocinco: Volume 1 and Volume 2 .

Now, I proudly present The Best of Ochocinco, Volume 3.

OGOchoCinco http://twitpic.com/fn86v - Top Chefs my a$$, I'm cooking so kiss da baby!!!

OGOchoCinco @BarackObama since I can't get a break on my taxes can I at least have your followers, my name is Ocho Cinco and I approve this message :)

OGOchoCinco @THE_REAL_SHAQ I am gonna ask one time only, I need your followers or I'll go level 5 pi$$ed and do nothing except ask again politely!!!

OGOchoCinco President Obama has just approved a 69 billion bailout of Chadstate insurance.  All Johnsons will be covered, Pow (batman voice)

OGOchoCinco A dude got caught steeling my steering wheel, he told the police he was trying to turn his life around <--- slow people might not get it!!!!

OGOchoCinco Why didn't the skeleton go to his high school dance?

OGOchoCinco Skeleton didn't go to the dance because he had no-body to go with, lame joke but I'm LMAO right now

OGOchoCinco Attention: Economy has become so bad all Botox users have turned to bee hives as new form  of treatment, this is a sad day :(

OGOchoCinco @BarackObama Is there any way I can borrow Air Force 1 when it's not being used, we can swap, give the plane I'll give you the shoes, call me

OGOchoCinco Since everybody so smart tell me how to become a billionaire so I can change my name to Sheek Esteban Ocho Cinco <--- I'll be waiting