Fail to the Deadskins

The fans of the Washington Redskins have had enough. They have been embracing a 8-8 team for the past 10 years.

With the $100 million dollar signing of Albert Haynesworth, to the continued mediocrity that Jim Zorn leads the team towards, fans are fed up with the team, the organization and it's tyranical dictator Daniel Snyder.

This week, I decided to find out had bad the Skins had become, so I looked to see how they compared with the other teams in the NFC EAST. I was going to look at the whole league, but this was way too depressing.

Team	W	L	East Titles	Playoffs	Super Bowls	Coaches
Philadelphia	97	63	5	7	0	1
New York	87	73	3	6	2	2
Dallas	79	81	1	4	0	4
Washington	76	84	1	3	0	6

Also, to help bring you down to my level of depression, our record under Danny and my very own and maybe the first ever ALL-SNYDER TEAM which should give you a hint as to why we have become so bad and worse have no place to go.

THE ALL SNYDER TEAM
Position	Name	Comments
QB	J. George	The worst of the worst
RB	TJ Duckett	A panic attack - a real GM would have prevented this
	J. Morton	We forgot that we were not playing in the SEC
	A. Murrell	1000-yard rusher who really was "over the hill"
	Metcalf	Danny thought he was signing the father
	T. Canidate	See Morton
	K. Carter	One of the biggest draft busts of all time
WR	D. Thomas, M. Kelly	Must be considered as one person - can't remember routes/can't catch
	B. Lloyd	The best WR in the NFL below the wrists
	R. Gardner	The second coming of Art Monk - NOT
	I. Fryar	If you are going the "over the hill gang route" you need George Allen
	Reed	See above
TE	F. Davis	We drafted this guy how many places higher than Cooley
C	Vickers	More over the hill shit
	Leewenburg	Even more over the hill shit
G	Kendall	The first thing you learn as an OL is FALL ON THE BALL
	D. Dockery	Great player, but we let him get away during the prime of his career
T	Wade	What were they thinking?
	Brown	Too old even for George Allen
DE	J. Taylor	Despeate people do desperate things
	B. Smith	More over the hill shit
	R. Upshaw	Even more over the hill shit
DT	J. Salave	Why?
	Noble	Had potential but got MRSA
	R. Wynn	Like a bad penny, he keeps turning up
LB	A. Pierce	Couldn't play here but after departing………..
	J. Armistead	Past his prime and he got caught up in the Pierce/Trotter funk
	J. Trotter	Couldn't play here but after departing………..
CB	M. Rumph	Another first round bust who was going to turn his career around in DC
	T. Vincent	Couldn't cover even our bad receivers
S	A Archuleta	Up there with Jeff George in terms of stupid
	V. Fox	What made anyone think he would be better?
Return	D. Sanders	An insult to Skins fans and B-Mitch
K	Murray	Makes the team based on the fact he was over 40 when we got him
P	Barhart	See Murray
Special Mention	L. Arrington	Great potential ruined by having to play in a new system each year
	C. Bailey	Almost like Arrington, but he was smart enough to get out and we got something for him
	S. Davis	Was the heart and soul of the team until Danny cut it out
	J. Campbell	Same situation as Lavar Arrington