College Football: Things You Won't See or Hear This Saturday

Here's what you won't see or hear this Saturday:

Tim Tebow on a blast play.

Serenity in Tiger Stadium, Baton Rouge, Louisiana.

Ole Miss fans talking trash with Crimson Tide fans.

Lane Kiffin claiming the flu infected his entire team, and that's why they lost to Georgia.

Pollsters actually paying more attention to Auburn after they go 6-0.

Penn State playing a quality team this Saturday.

Joe Paterno actually admitting that Eastern Illinois did not get scheduled because they were good at the time they scheduled them.

The over being more than 50 points for the Ohio State-Wisconsin game.

The over being more than 50 points for the Iowa-Michigan game.

The over being fewer than 50 points in the Minnesota-Purdue game.

Texas playing a quality opponent this Saturday.

The winner of the Mizzou-Nebraska game striking fear into the Big 12 South.

Announcers in the Oklahoma-Baylor game going five minutes without mentioning Sam Bradford and Robert Griffin.

Bob Stoops smiling.

Dez Bryant having a record-breaking day at College Station, Texas.

Zac Robinson tweeting at half-time.

Deion Sanders being added to Mike Gundy's Christmas card list.

Cody Hawkins being named the Davey O'Brien Foundation's National Quarterback of the Week.

Bobby Bowden loving the planned "blackout" in Tallahassee.

The Hurricanes suffering a hangover against Florida A&M.

ESPN announcing that Indiana vs. Virginia is the Game of the Week.

The Bruins selling out the Rose Bowl this Saturday.  Or any Saturday.

Mike Stoops feeling giddy about playing the Washington Huskies.  In Seattle.  With a forecasted high of 55 degrees.

The Oregon Ducks coming to the Rose Bowl with understated unis.

Steve Kragthorpe having a desk to come back to after Southern Miss beats The Ville.

Las Vegas having a huge spike in gambling when BYU rolls into town.

Tulane being asked to join the SEC.

Someone mentioning the fact that there are only two Sun Belt games this Saturday.  Better yet, anyone noticing.