Edgerrin James Promises Strippers, Lap Dances for Voters If He Gets into HOF

Retired NFL running back Edgerrin James didn't make the cut for the Pro Football Hall of Fame's 2017 class.

He's got a way to fix that.

On Friday, the former Indianapolis Colts star reposted an image from fellow retired back Clinton Portis that showed James leads the NFL in all-time success rate, an advanced stat that accounts for a rusher's consistency based on down and distance, per Football Outsiders.

While that's certainly an impressive stat, it was James' caption that drew the most eyes:

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"And they don't wanna let me in the 'HOF'.... but 'IDGAF'... But when they do, I'm gonna have the Biggest Party with the most Skkrrippers Canton has ever seen and pay for every Voters lap dances all nite long... (Heart Attack alert)...compliments of The Edge." Lol #ONE

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The Edge, folks. If he gets in, Canton will never be the same.

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