Why Roger Federer Is The GOAT

All right, lets get to the end of this debate, shall we?

Roger Federer is the contender among (sorry, above) all these candidates: Rod Laver, Bjorn Borg, Jimmy Connors, John McEnroe, Ivan Lendl, Mats Wilander, Pete Sampras and Andre Agassi. Now, the accomplishments of all the wannabe GOATs are huge. So, lets use the process of elimination.

Rod Laver

No Grand Slams between 1962 and 1968: You gotta have consistency, mate.

No Grand Slams on Hard Courts: You gotta have versatility, mate.

Verdict: Out

Jimmy Connors

Used steel rackets in the 70s -- the era of wooden rackets.

Verdict: Out

Bjorn Borg

Too lazy to go to Australia. Always gets his predictions wrong which shows his lack of tennis knowledge.

Verdict: Out

John McEnroe

You cannot be serious!

Verdict: Out

Ivan Lendl

Plays Golf at places meant for cows.

Verdict: Out

Mats Wilander

Who?

Verdict: Out

Pete Sampras

Lost 100% matches against Roger Federer

Verdict: Out

Andre Agassi

Bows to the whole stadium after winning a match. I mean, will a GOAT bow in front of people? Lack of self-authority!

Verdict: Out

That leaves us with Roger Federer!! 

All hail the GOAT.

End of discussion.