Braylon Edwards Allegedly Pulls a Pacman: It's Your Move Commish

Quick Roger Goodell! You better get on this right away!

ESPN just reported Braylon Edwards allegedly punch a young man in a night club. Quick before he's convicted you should take this into your own hands and suspend him for 4-6 weeks!

Sorry. Just joking. Maybe I'm just a bitter person, but I'll be surprised if the league even takes a look at this because it's a guy from the Browns. Slap the Star on his helmet and get rid of that nasty Brown and orange uniform, and the wrath of God-ell would be cast upon him before the victim presses charges.

No I'm not talking about the incident when Adam Jones was "allegedly" involved in a shooting that left a man paralyzed.

I'm talking about the night in Dallas when he broke a mirror and got into a fight with his body guard. No charges were filed. No one was hurt. Did ESPN say it was a mirror or chandelier?

Ahh ESPN...

How much I hate your ability to warp the vision of the average NFL fan can not be expressed in words.

How much I hate your ability to force God-ell to pass judgement on men before the justice system gets the opportunity disgusts me.

You aren't the only one to blame. Mr. Goodell, we're waiting for you to bring down your hammer, or are you sitting this one out? As much as I would hate to hear about the young receiver getting benched for any amount of time this season, I know I'd also be a little irked.

The rule has been set in stone right? Even though it just allegedly occurred, shouldn't you be on this?

Or maybe we'll wait for this one like he did for Bills running back Marshawn Lynch when he hit a pedestrian, fled the scene, and just had to pay a fine and make an apology.

I guess my real problem is the commish.

The God-ell method for passing his judgements on these men is ridiculous. Marshawn, how many games did you miss? And didn't you plead guilty? So you were convicted? Hmm. Pacman has never been convicted yet he draws more heat for breaking an inanimate object?

Marshawn, didn't you also plead guilty to a FELONY gun charge as well? Wait... A felony? You're suspended from the league right? No?

So Wade Wilson, a coach, can get suspended for five games for HGH when he used it for his diabetes, while a man that has been convicted TWICE for actual CRIMES will get to suit up to play in week 5?

What a backwards world we live in.