Dwight Howard's Hawks Arrival Imagined as 'Welcome to Atlanta' Party

According to The Vertical's Shams Charania, Dwight Howard is returning home to the city "where the playas play" in a very big way. 

Which means that somewhere in a Jermaine Dupri-inspired alternate reality, the Atlanta Hawks are throwing the big man a welcome party that likely won't "stop 'til eight in the mornin'."

And the "gangstas roamin'" alongside him? None other than teammates Paul Millsap, Thabo Sefolosha, Dennis Schroder and, of course, the fellow fur-clad Kyle Korver—all enjoying the club's "big beats."

As for Al Horford? Perhaps his invite will eventually turn up.