Rapper Lil Dicky Gossips About Gronk, Von Miller, Antonio Brown in Comedic Short

"It's kind of just weird that he's on the cover and not you," Lil Dicky, clad in a black Antonio Brown jersey, said to No. 84 himself.

Moments later, donning bright orange, he said to Von Miller, "Personally, I have a few theories as to why he's on the cover, you know, and why you're not."

The "he" in question? Rob Gronkowski. The cover? Madden 17. 

A warning to the New England Patriot about the possibilities of incoming jealously from the pair began the comedic spread of misinformation by the 28-year-old rapper in his latest short, titled "Mean Guys" as a parody of the 2004 cult classic Mean Girls. 

Greg Olsen's superiority as a tight end, the "lowbrow" nature of Dancing With the Stars and Gronk's standoffish nature were all treated to opinion manipulation; nothing, including love and smoothies, was off-limits—with one glaring exception.

Calling to confirm any of the rumors was strictly forbidden.

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