Katie Nolan Crowdfunding $10,000 to Dedicate Central Park Bench to David Ortiz

What could one possibly give David Ortiz as a retirement gift?

Katie Nolan revealed her genius answer Wednesday night on the season premiere of Garbage Time, claiming, "Ortiz spent his career bothering Yankee fans, and his gift should, too." 

So the show is crowdfunding $10,000 to dedicate a Central Park bench to the Boston Red Sox slugger—because, well, what else could annoy Yankee fans more than unknowingly sitting on a bench with Big Papi's name on it?

Nolan and Co. even secured a slew of web addresses to make it easy to donate, like heyletsbuypapiabench.com and giveusyourmoneyforthisbench.com.

Consider it the gift that keeps on giving, Papi.

[Garbage Time]