Comedian Spoofs Browns with Outrageous Season-Ticket Promo for 2016 Season

The Cleveland Browns will not say any of this while trying to sell season tickets, but it’s true.

Every bit of it, except for Ray Farmer coming back—that seems super unlikely considering he was fired a few days ago. 

On Thursday, comedian Mike Polk Jr. roasted the team with a satirical promo for the 2016 season.

Sixteen games! Dwayne Bowe’s sixth catch! Mystery general managers, coaches and quarterbacks!

Ah, what fun—for everyone who doesn’t root for the lowly Browns, that is.

[h/t CBS Sports]