Rick Carlisle Says Mavericks 'Couldn't Hit a Bull in the Ass with a Bass Fiddle'

Rick Carlisle held nothing back after the Dallas Mavericks' 106-82 loss to the Miami Heat on Friday night.

The coach was very blunt with reporters after the game, saying the team "couldn’t hit a bull in the ass with a bass fiddle" in regard to its poor shooting performance.

The Mavericks scored all of 10 points in the first quarter, shooting 36.4 percent from the field overall.

[Vine. h/t Sports Illustrated]