Steve Smith Sr. Says It's Over for Santa If He Slides Down His Chimney

Steve Smith Sr. isn't about to deal with Santa Claus or his reindeer games.

On the contrary, it appears any would-be home invader who comes sliding down Smith's chimney is going to catch some hands.

This important holiday message comes to us from the Baltimore Ravens' website, which catalogued a charitable event Smith and other Ravens attended at a Target in Baltimore on Tuesday.

Sixty kids received $200 shopping sprees at the store, while Saint Nick received an important warning:

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Trust me, Santa. Listen to the man and move on to the next block.

You don't want these problems.

Dan is on Twitter. He's excited to hear where Smith says he'll put the eggs if he catches the Easter Bunny in his yard.