Chelsea Produce Another Interesting Match Report After 0-0 Draw vs. Spurs

Almost as interesting as Chelsea's shocking start to the Premier League season this term has been the way the club has portrayed their fortunes on their website.

The Blues' 0-0 draw at White Hart Lane on Sunday afternoon was by no means the worst they've performed this year, but their official match report still had more than its usual hint of bias.

The report credits an "excellent performance" from Jose Mourinho's "dominant" side, lauding the "irrepressible" Eden Hazard before labelling Harry Kane "ineffective."

In truth, it was hard to detect any dominance from a side that registered just one shot on target in 90 minutes.

Thankfully, there was no euphemism employed to describe Diego Costa's antics on the visitors' bench.