Tottenham Hotspur Would Lead Premier League If Every Shot Went in

Earlier this week, we brought you the truly ridiculous statistic showing how scarily good Bayern Munich have been in the Bundesliga this year.

The fact that Pep Guardiola's side would still lead the league if Manuel Neuer was made of air has apparently got the statisticians thinking—who would top the Premier League if every shot went in?

And, thanks to the folks at the Mirror's Row Zed, we can tell you. Mauricio Pochettino's Tottenham Hotspur have the biggest reason to hate opposition goalkeepers.

It would also be good news for Newcastle United and Bournemouth, who would have dragged themselves out of the relegation scrap were it not for the opposition stoppers for the teams they've come up against this term.

Manchester United fall to eighth, while Everton and West Ham United plummet toward the cellar.

And, if you're an Aston Villa or Sunderland fan, look away now.

Alternative Premier League Table (per the Mirror)

1. Tottenham Hotspur (33 points)
2. Manchester City (32)
3. Arsenal (27)
4. Southampton (27)
5. Leicester City (25)
6. Liverpool (24)
7. Crystal Palace (22)
8. Manchester United (21)
9. Bournemouth (19)
10. Swansea City (18)
11. Newcastle United (17)
12. Chelsea (15)
13. West Bromwich Albion (15)
14. Norwich City (14)
15. West Ham United (14)
16. Watford (13)
17. Everton (12)
18. Stoke City (9)
19. Aston Villa (6)
20. Sunderland (4)

[Mirror]