Chicago Cubs' Twitter Page Embarrasses Fan Who Asks for Kyle Schwarber Jersey

Thomas Duffy @@TJDhoopsFeatured ColumnistOctober 19, 2015

October 13, 2015; Chicago, IL, USA; Chicago Cubs left fielder Kyle Schwarber (12) reacts after he hits a solo home run in the seventh inning against St. Louis Cardinals in game four of the NLDS at Wrigley Field. Mandatory Credit: Jerry Lai-USA TODAY Sports

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The Chicago Cubs' official Twitter account doesn’t mess around.

During the team's Game 2 showdown with the New York Mets in the National League Championship Series on Sunday night, one fan took a shot in the dark and requested a Kyle Schwarber jersey:

Jerry Lai-USA TODAY Sports

This came after the fan had already hounded the team for a freebie. The Cubs offered some encouragement with a subtle response:

Dakota Turner @Dakotaturner21
@Cubs can I have a Kyle Shwarber jersey now?

When the fan responded that he can’t direct-message the account, the Cubs dropped the hammer:

Chicago Cubs @Cubs
@Dakotaturner21 DM us your info.

Dakota Turner @Dakotaturner21
@Cubs I can't DM you :(

Boom. No chill indeed:

Chicago Cubs @Cubs
@Dakotaturner21 Oh. That's unfortunate.

[h/t Complex Sports]