Week One NFL Rap: Get Off Me Son

Now here it was,

Week one in "The Game",

Peyton N' Reggie looked good,

Alotta things looked the same

Now Brady's Back,

But McKelvin is wack

Pats should be 0-1,

Now T.O.'s bout to crack

And A.P.,

With Favre at his side,

Man he ran wild,

Right outta tha block

Put up 180 and 3

WOW, it's Drew Brees

Brings the Lions to their knees

Airin' it out to just about everybody

The defending champs,

The Steelers looked tough

Titans punched them in the mouth,

But they got back up

Tony G.,

And the leagues' TEs,

Making plays everywhere

Linbackers gotta be scared

Jay Cutler,

You gonna cry some more,

In your first game

The Pack intercepted four

Brandon Stokley,

Had the play of the week,

It never would have happened

If Kyle Orton weren't so bad

That's week one,

My style is unique,

It's still a bit shaky

Like Polamalu's knee.