There are so many good things going for this video, it's difficult to know where to start.
For starters, Shannon Sanderford—the reigning Miss Texas—is featured, and not only is she in attendance at Wednesday night's game between the Texas Rangers and Seattle Mariners, but she ups the ante by asking out Jordan Spieth via the majesty of rap during a live television broadcast.
Asked what her talent will be for the upcoming Miss America Pageant, Sanderford said she would be singing—a nice skill, but not exactly what the kids are into these days, according to Rangers sideline reporter Jim Knox.
"You know, rap is kind of big right now," Knox said. "This could put you over the top. Can you put something out for us?"
Freestyle rhymes off the top of the dome? Miss Texas can live that life:
Yo Ranger fans, Miss Texas in the house.
C'mon, y'all. Let me hear a shoutout.
I threw the first pitch, got it over home plate.
Hey, Jordan Spieth. You wanna call me for a date?
Yep, she asked out Spieth, who was at the game but not in prime thirst-fielding position:
The woman next to Spieth is his girlfriend, according to Fox Sports' Andre Vergara. And if that's accurate, he'd have Harry Houdini work on his hands if he wanted to capitalize on Miss Texas' offer.
Now, far be it from me to suggest any of the wisdom put forth by Naughty By Nature, but homewrecking always starts in the recording booth.
Man or woman, they can't resist the bars. It's kind of big right now.
Dan is on Twitter. Before Miss Texas blasts the mic, better scratch off the serial.