Justin Tucker has given us many gifts, from ooh killin' em to on-field fantasy owner shout-outs, but he may have just now offered up the rarest sports thing of all: the actually good local television advertisement.
Those are separate local television spots existing in an entirely different bracket from Tucker's ad, which resides in the realm of well-executed advertisements that won't make you reflexively scratch your tongue.
That is to say, Tucker's ad is pretty all right!
The Baltimore Ravens kicker does a serviceable Matthew McConaughey impression while spoofing the actor's weird 2014 Lincoln commercials. I don't know anything about Carbiz, but I do know I would watch more of Tucker rolling an invisible booger as he waxes on socially indefensible habits.
I mean, it beats True Detective Season 2.
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