Phillies' Bryce Harper Applies Toothpaste in Unique Way in New TikTok Video

Bryce Harper is very, very good at hitting a baseball. His technique when he brushes his teeth, however, is... just unacceptable.

Watch for yourself:

That's not how this works, Bryce. That's not how any of this works.

Now, if it's your own tube of toothpaste, this is a bit less egregious. Only a bit. But if you are sharing the toothpaste with anybody else, or your family, this is a very questionable approach.

Never meet your heroes, they say. And now we know you definitely never want to watch them brush their teeth.