The world of teaching is a lavish one.
Hundred-million dollar contracts, female-only parties, Goyard pocket protectors—sexy stuff all around.
So finally, after all these years of going uncovered, a network has dedicated itself to bringing us up-to-the-minute news on everything from the teacher draft to controversies at the teacher trade deadline.
Thank you for "Teaching Center," Key & Peele. I've been bullish on Ruby Ruhf since she was reading Harry Potter to third-graders at Piedmont North. Good to see her finally getting the big-money contract she deserves.
I know the guaranteed money is steep, but given the contract's heavy back-end structure, PS 431 still has enough room this season to sign a star biology professor who will shore up their sciences and teach kids that owl poop pellets are gross but ultimately educational and kind of cool.
Dan is on Twitter. Arts & humanities wins championships.