'Key & Peele' Spoof ESPN's SportsCenter with 'Teaching Center' Skit

Dan Carson@@DrCarson73Trending Lead WriterJuly 29, 2015

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The world of teaching is a lavish one.

Hundred-million dollar contracts, female-only parties, Goyard pocket protectors—sexy stuff all around.

So finally, after all these years of going uncovered, a network has dedicated itself to bringing us up-to-the-minute news on everything from the teacher draft to controversies at the teacher trade deadline.

Thank you for "Teaching Center," Key & Peele. I've been bullish on Ruby Ruhf since she was reading Harry Potter to third-graders at Piedmont North. Good to see her finally getting the big-money contract she deserves.

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I know the guaranteed money is steep, but given the contract's heavy back-end structure, PS 431 still has enough room this season to sign a star biology professor who will shore up their sciences and teach kids that owl poop pellets are gross but ultimately educational and kind of cool.

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