Fantasy Football 2025 Funny Team Names for the Upcoming Season

The 2025 NFL season is moving closer to its opening kick.

There's still a bit of time remaining—the Dallas Cowboys and Philadelphia Eagles will get things going on Thursday, Sept. 4—but maybe less than you think.

For fantasy football managers, now is the time to get the mind going. And not only to figure out which players are sure to lead you to league-winning glory this year.

Remember, you also have to craft a creative team name sure to draw a few courtesy chuckles out of your league mates.

Luckily, we're here to help on both fronts. After laying out our top-30 rankings and running though a quick three-round, 10-team mock, we'll close with 10 of our favorite funny team names.

Top-30 Fantasy Rankings for 2025 NFL Season

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Pass-catchers and running backs once again hold the most coveted spots on our standard-scoring fantasy rankings.

1. Ja'Marr Chase, WR, CIN
2. Saquon Barkley, RB, PHI
3. Justin Jefferson, WR, MIN
4. Bijan Robinson, RB, ATL
5. CeeDee Lamb, WR, DAL
6. Jahmyr Gibbs, RB, DET
7. Derrick Henry, RB, BAL
8. Nico Collins, WR, HOU
9. Malik Nabers, WR, NYG
10. Puka Nacua, WR, LAR
11. Brian Thomas Jr., RB, JAX
12. Ashton Jeanty, RB, LV
13. Amon-Ra St. Brown, WR, DET
14. Jonathan Taylor, RB, IND
15. A.J. Brown, WR, PHI
16. Christian McCaffrey, RB, SF
17. De'Von Achane, RB, MIA
18. George Kittle, TE, SF
19. Bucky Irving, RB, TB
20. Kyren Williams, RB, LAR
21. Drake London, WR, ATL
22. Josh Allen, QB, BUF
23. Ladd McConkey, WR, LAC
24. Josh Jacobs, RB, GB
25. Brock Bowers, TE, LV
26. James Cook, RB, BUF
27. Jayden Daniels, QB, WAS
28. Lamar Jackson, QB, BAL
29. Tee Higgins, WR, CIN
30. Mike Evans, WR, TB

10-Team, 3-Round, Half-PPR Mock

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Utilizing the mock draft simulator from FantasyPros, here's how a recent 10-team, three-round, half-point-per-reception mock played out.

Round 1

1. Saquon Barkley, RB, PHI
2. Ja'Marr Chase, WR, CIN
3. Bijan Robinson, RB, ATL
4. CeeDee Lamb, WR, DAL
5. Justin Jefferson, WR, MIN
6. Jahmyr Gibbs, RB, DET
7. Ashton Jeanty, RB, LV
8. Puka Nacua, WR, LAR
9. Malik Nabers, WR, NYG
10. Nico Collins, WR, HOU

Round 2

1. Amon-Ra St. Brown, WR, DET
2. Derrick Henry, RB, BAL
3. Brian Thomas Jr., WR, JAX
4. Christian McCaffrey, RB, SF
5. De'Von Achane, RB, MIA
6. Brock Bowers, TE, LV
7. Drake London, WR, ATL
8. A.J. Brown, WR, PHI
9. Jonathan Taylor, RB, IND
10. Josh Jacobs, RB, GB

Round 3

1. Tyreek Hill, WR, MIA
2. Bucky Irving, RB, TB
3. Josh Allen, QB, BUF
4. Trey McBride, TE, ARI
5. Ladd McConkey, WR, LAC
6. Lamar Jackson, QB, BAL
7. Jaxon Smith-Njigba, WR, SEA
8. Davante Adams, WR, LAR
9. Kyren Williams, RB, LAR
10. Rashee Rice, WR, KC

Funny Team Names

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CeeDee Burner

Bijan Frisé

Rashee Sells Seashells by the Seashore

Down and Purdy

LaPortaPotty

Catalina Wine Mixon

Hey Darnold

Winning Bigsby

We're Not Worthy

Rome Alone