Why Alex Rodriguez is still a Yankee: Top-Five Reasons

Jake KurtzmanContributor IMay 24, 2008

5. He doesn't like the color baby blue.

4. He's afraid of Scott Baio.

3. He doesn't want to find a new barber.

2. He keeps hearing a voice in his head saying, "If you leave, Jeter will come."

1. He's afraid Andruw Jones will want to hang out with him. 

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