In Southern California, where the silver screen rules and there's a bazillion other professional franchises, it's already been proved that most Angelenos don't know who Gerrard is.
But a photographer assigned to cover Gerrard at the Los Angeles Galaxy? That's...none of our business.
Such is the case, though, as a journalist was overheard at training asking a press officer to point out who was Gerrard and who was Robbie Keane while the former Premier League stars stretched.
You're not in Liverpool, anymore, Gerrard.