Just kidding. They're crying and holding their faces in despair.
Most New York Knicks fans in attendance at the Barclays Center on Thursday night dropped their heads when the team's front office pulled the trigger on 19-year-old Latvian forward Kristaps Porzingis, an international prospect with high upside and equally high bust potential.
The Cauldron posted a Vine of a young Knicks fan who should not know the feeling that just consumed him:
SportsCenter wants to know how Knicks bros feel about Porzingis, who may or may not be the biggest gamble at his position in the 2015 NBA draft:
New York fans on the Internet were content to put on a Simon & Garfunkle vinyl and let a dull and familiar dread wash over their bodies:
Chin up, Knicks fans. It could work out! Or something!
Dan is on Twitter. Darkness is his old friend.