The Golden State Warriors NBA Championship Victory Parade Is Turning Up

The Golden State Warriors are taking over Oakland this fine Friday for a two-mile victory parade through the city to celebrate their first NBA championship in 40 years. 

The situation is fluid, obviously. But we'll do our best to keep up with the happenings afoot on the ground.

So far we've seen Marshawn Lynch, Oakland native and Super Bowl Champion, on the deck of a bus with Draymond Green.

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MC Hammer is riding a giant snail with the mayor of Oakland, so you can check that off the bucket list.

Welp, Green has hopped off the bus already:

Stephen Curry is soaking in the moment with the Larry O'Brien trophy, while Riley Curry is concerned with stacking this confetti paper:

"If you're reading this, Drake is chasing this bus." Just kidding:

Green stopped to give a brief interview alongside Klay Thompson.

Riffing off of E-40's "Choices" remix, Green had some words for the Cleveland Cavaliers, who have Dyson-caliber suction and are definitely not in Oakland for the parade:

Then Green bounced:

Then he came back, just to let everyone know Andrew Bogut is a thieving card shark:

I cannot wait for Green's victory speech.

And if you're in Oakland, Reverend Green is handing out champagne bubble baths:

Somehow, Lynch and Green's mother ended up doing a joint interview with ESPN's Rosalyn Gold-Onwude.

After recognizing his own mother's wisdom in Mama Green's words, Lynch couldn't help but want to give her a hug:

Lynch then promptly dropped an S-bomb on live television.

Warning: NSFW Beast Mode language:

Yep, Klay Thompson's stage selfie is an all-timer:

And Dray Day rolls on, sports fans:

It's lit, Oakland.

Dan is on Twitter, following the madness.