Jimmy Fallon Reprises 'Tonight Show Superlatives' for Stanley Cup Final

Jimmy Fallon returned to a reliable fan favorite Wednesday night in rolling out a set of "Tonight Show Superlatives" in honor of the Stanley Cup Final.

Sometimes hit-and-miss, Fallon's writers Fallon nailed the majority of his targets from the ongoing series between the Chicago Blackhawks and Tampa Bay Lightning.

The following are the indisputable clubhouse leaders, in very specific order:

1. Duncan Keith, pet beer owner and most likely to have open cans of StarKist tuna laying around near the sink:

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2. Marian Hossa, who is not a felon but plays one on TV:

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3. Andrej Sustr, who is indeed very white and gets third place because I'm feeling charitable and will allow a Tampa Bay Lightning guy in this roundup:

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Bravo, Jimmy. It's no Andrei Vasilevskiy/barber rundown, but it'll do.

Dan is on Twitter. He agrees that playoff Patrick Kane looks like the actor in a Civil War documentary who writes love letters to his woman back home and says stuff like "Yes'm."