Dez Bryant Calls Twitter User 'Fat Girl,' Should Log Off for the Night

The NFL draft kicked off Thursday night, meaning everyone everywhere is on social media delivering the #takes and the #burns and the #mocks.

It’s getting late, though. Late enough that people are slipping into that weird after-hours casualness where they enter stand-up mode and say dumb stuff on the Internet they’ll regret later.

Enter Dez Bryant, who wound down the final picks of the first round by taunting a random person on Twitter.

The Dallas Cowboys wide receiver pulled out the good ol' ad hominem avatar attack against user @TheElectWoman08, who had been cruel enough to call him “corny.”

Bryant responded by calling the user—a New Orleans Saints fan—“fat girl.”

@theelectwoman08

@DezBryant

Listen, guys. I’m going to turn on “Closing Time” and start stacking the chairs. Pour the rest of that last tweet out and hit the bricks. That’s enough Twitter for one day.

Dan is on Twitter, drying glasses and trying to get these stragglers home safely.